It’s a double doozie today..
When I saw this and right-click-save-as-ed it, the picture was entitled “Buff Jesus.” I’m not sure how this picture is intended to make one feel. I don’t feel good about it though. Let’s move on:
NORTHERN JEFFERSON COUNTY: A snack from God
Jesus Cheeto brings woman national attention
“Here are the basics. On July 22, Ramey, 50, who lives in unincorporated northern Jefferson County, was driving home after riding horses. She stopped for a snack at an area convenience store and chose a small bag of Cheetos. “I was eating while I was driving,” she recalled. “I don’t know why I didn’t just eat it.
“When I took the Cheeto out, it felt different. So, I looked at it and it immediately came to mind it was Jesus on the cross.”
I love this news report because it gives a lot of crucial backstory. Riding horses + convenience store + a SMALL bag + eating while driving = Cheeto Jesus/Jesus Cheeto. Hee!
Not to brag about personal experience with divinely shaped food or anything, but one of my parents was making Belgian waffles a while ago, and some extra batter came out shaped like three crosses on a hill. I bet they would love to be interviewed about it! “Saturday morning breakfast starts to feel like Sunday” or something.
